So you know those strange people who hang out at Wally World? You know the group that I'm talking about. They dress with no care in the world, might have missed a few showers, talk to themselves and random people scaring the CRAP out of anyone near them? Yeah those people, well I was one of them.... on accident.
It was REALLY early in the morning, and I SWORE that I knew this man in the cereal isle. I shouted hey "said guys name" and waved, thing is he waved and smile back at me CONFIRMING that we knew each other. So as I'm looking at my phone I proceed to tell this man my embarrassing moment..
Sigh... here is goes
ME: "(Said mans name), like I was just texting you this is not my morning!"
MAN "umm okay?"
ME: "First my morning was great, maintence was going to come in to fix my moving toilet, I worked out this morning and it kicked my ass the usual.."
MAN: "okay cool"
ME: " BUT this is where it messes up! I really had to pee so I looked at the clock and was like okay, I have time! BUT THEN my heel got stuck on my pant, which caused me to lean forward fall off the toilet and into the wall, peeing everywhere! I was STUCK in this horrible scorpion position.FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, maintenance comes in RIGHT at 7am! Why? Because said they could come between the hours of 7am-3pm since I would be at work. Long story short, I'm now closer to my maintence guy seeing how he had to help me get unstuck. I then had to clean up everything and myself and now I'm here at good ol Walmart...."
As I looked up, I noticed that this man was not my friend... instead he was slowly inching away from me. I didn't know that man, so to make it seem like I wasn't crazy to the lady to my right. I waved to my new friend and said
"OKAY! I'll see you after work, yup have a great day!"
The lady to my right: "honey you should dump him because he isn't listening"
So dear randomly handsome man in Walmart, I am an adult and I do not pee on myself... Hope you're having a great Monday!
<3 Ebony #nowlisteningto Justin Bieber- Love Yourself